Hello glorious, gorgeous, perfect
lesbians
. Nowadays is actually our time! Now we celebrate getting apparent AF
lesbians.
I’m honoring by purchasing $50 value of juices hit for my v swollen face, playing ”
The L Term
” theme song on recurring, texting emotional sentences to any or all my
exes
, having a
Gia
marathon, wearing a
leather jacket
, and causeing the list all of my personal the majority of favored areas of getting a lesbian. There is really to enjoy and celebrate that it was difficult narrow it down, but right here goes, ladies.
1. ”
The L Word”
could be the gift that helps to keep on offering.
I’m not effective in numerous things in daily life, but i am going to kick your butt at ”
The L Word
” trivia any time. We have a freakishly encyclopedic memory about our very own
preferred lezzie crisis
, I am also very grateful to be a closeted 13-year old and binge watching it because it’s gifted myself with many of the finest enjoyment (and genital stimulation materialâhelllooo
Shane
and Cherie poolside) of living! Not forgetting the incredible
soundtrack
. I’m experiencing
Dream by Bardi Johansson and Noemi
as I write this, which, i may include, had been playing as Alice kept a romantic watch out for Tasha (that entirely caused her PTSDâwhoops!). Like I said: ENCYCLOPEDIC MEMORY.
2. Scissoring. It really is genuine. Definitely all.
I don’t have time regarding of you narrow-minded nasties that say scissoring is actually a fake
porn
fantasy associated with patriarchy. YAWN. I am talking about, have you ever TRIED IT? If not, you are missing out on just what, in my humble (finest) opinion, is considered the most fun section of getting a
lesbian
. Positive, it requires a lot of control, may be embarrassing initially, and takes some skill and mobility, but so do-all the best situations in life.
3. Community.
Getting a lesbian is incredible since it instantly links you, spiritually and inextricably, to a family. Every single one folks within the LGBTQ umbrella seems to have each other’s fabulous backs (even when we
argue semantics
on the internet associated with the
WORST areas of being a lesbian
BUT We DIGRESS). These days, the audience is merely
CELEBRATING
, honey.
4. The ART.
Is it me, or carry out lesbians make the most readily useful artwork? Name an improved break-up record than
Tegan and Sara’s
“The Con.” label a hotter film than ”
Below Her Lips
.” Name an improved book than ”
Rock Butch Blues
.” List a far better celebrity than
Lena Waithe
.
5. I’m happy AF.
Getting a lesbian has issued myself much
confidence
. If you are different, you get noticed. Should you decide excel, you need a thick epidermis. You’ll need
style
. You may need swag. In turn, these inevitably provide you with the self-confidence of a sapphic goddess!
6. Getting to kiss hot ladies, duh.
This 1 is actually self-explanatory, but we’ll go ahead and on anyhow because it’s
what I would for a living
. I’ve been
producing out
with women for, like, 15 years, but we however get giddy and thrilled each time. Like, can such a thing in daily life be any more lit than getting a hot girl kissing a hot woman?
7. The fashion.
Lesbians have the best style. Proof
here
,
right here
,
here
, and, really, every where.
8. The taverns.
Exactly what helps to keep myself experiencing a really bleak week could be the promise of a legendary happy time at cherished lez place Cubbyhole. If you are experiencing down, i could guarantee that quarter-hour in Cubby can change that. Before long, you will be tossing back a shot aided by the friendly and enjoyable AF bartenders, stuffing that person with free of charge pizza, and talking within the gorgeous butt girl sitting close to you.
9. Working for GO Mag.
If I wasn’t a flaming homosexual, I wouldn’t have the astounding honor of working right here and bringing you all lezzie content material! I feel like luckiest lesbian in the world.
10. Leather jeans.
I am thankful for dykes in leather-based pants. Thanks for visiting my Ted Talk.
11. WORLD PRIDE SO IS THIS 12 MONTHS.
Satisfaction
is tense AF as soon as you work with a lesbian magazine. The planning! This article! The company! The float! The events! The tabling! But, additionally, it is the essential magical thing on the planet. Pride began as a-riot, and, now, its a party honoring all work and sacrifices all of our friends and family have made for people is virtually naked throughout the street covered in glitter. Icons merely.
12. History.
Talking about Pride, how lucky tend to be we to get the chance to see a LIVING, RESPIRATION element of queer record like
The Stonewall Inn
? Virtually in which Pride started! Which year, besides WORLD PRIDE, it is the 50th anniversary of this Stonewall uprising. We these a wealthy background filled with weight, love, and energy.
13. Melissa Etheridge.
Real tale: I’d an orgasm from simply enjoying
Melissa Etheridge
on stage this past year.
14. V intense, crazy, life-altering, earth-shattering
gender
and
connections
.
^Lesbians’ forte.
15. Freedom!
Although queer people across the world aren’t as fortunate, i really like becoming liberated to be myself: a big dyke.
Happy Lesbian Day Of Visibility! What exactly is your favorite component about becoming a
lesbian
? Exactly how are you remembering these days? Do you wish to day myself? Let us know inside the responses!